Over there!
Who would be so cruel to abandon a baby here?
It's a boy!
Is there any identity?
Okay
Nothing! Nothing?
Nothing at all!
Then he's got no name!
Grandpa bought you some pastry!
Thank you, grandpa!
Go inside!
Come in!
Don't let him get away!
Get in, quickly!
What is it?
Let's go inside!
Open the door!
Get back, or I'll kill him!
Please don't!
I beg of you, spare the boy!
You steal something
Don't block me!
Sir, your grandson is sick
Damn it, where is my chicken?
Give me back the chicken
Gentlemen...
come and bet!
To win a fortune!
I'm not interested in it!
It's not your business
The more you bet, the more you win
Boss, there's a gambling pitch!
Place your bet!
The more you bet, the more you win!
Place your bet!
Bet more, win more!
Place your bet!
Try your luck!
Come!
You all bet big? Then I'll roll small!
1... 1 and 3, it's 5!
I am much greater than Mazu
Place your bet!
How dare you gamble in my place!
You want to die?
Hold it! Let's bet a hand!
Good!
You first!
Right!
2... 6... 6!
Then I'll roll 3... 6... 6!
3... 6... 6!
Scared?
Scare of what?
The police is coming, let's go
Flying Kung-fu!
Lizard kung fu!
Go!
I'll fled!
Here I come!
This is called 3 punches for nothing!
The first punch to tell that I'm Tiger Dog!
The second punch... to tell you
Tell you something
Tiger Dog is known in this territory!
The third punch to remind you that
that I could punch you now...
and the rest of your life! Scram!
Wait!
Strip him!
He's naked!
Don't watch, my child!
Be quick, I've to go home!
Why not bath at home then?
Are you kidding?
My wife is very sensitive!
How I can do if let her know?
Don't be a playboy then!
I could have save some water!
Don't ask me where I came from
My home is very far away
It's a bridge over the dry river
It's blackmail!
Hold you temper!
It's only a cent!
I won't take it!
You ask for it!
Sheriff?
Excuse me!
Pardon me!
Thanks!
Old man!
Stop!
Pay me a cent
I'm sorry!
You don't seem like a native!
Right!
2 cents for a tourist
Why?
Can't you read?
Tourists have to pay double
You think that it's a tourist resort here?
Are you going to pay?
Of course!
No?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah
Here!
Not enough?
No more
Here!
Where is it?
None?
Who's behind you?
Tiger Dog!
Tiger Dog?
Why didn't you say it earlier!
We are friends!
Sit down!
I can't stand it this way
You'll be punished!
Hold it, old man!
Don't move! I'll arrest you!
Don't move!
Who are you?
Who am I?
Sheriff!
Sheriff?
My dear sheriff!
Please!
See you later!
Goodbye!
Bye!
An idiot!
Stop! Or I'll shoot!
Am I eating your pistol?
I've pound on a sting
What's your name?
Sting! Nice to meet you!
Aren't you tired?
Tired?
Hey, you dare to play tricks on me
Obviously you don't know who I am
I don't!
Then I give you 3 punches
You'll never forget me. Come on!
First punch
to tell you that I'm Peking Dog!
Second punch!
Be careful!
To tell you that...
Anyone engaged in stealing, robbery kidnapping, cheating
knows Peking Dog
The third punch...
will remind you...
of what?
I could punch you now and the rest of your life
You're welcome! Bye!
Wait!
I want you to do a job!
What?
Take me as your pupil!
No!
Teacher, please!
Take me as your pupil!
It's no use to kneel here
You've to express your sincerity!
How?
Tuition!
I've no money!
I have it.
What?
To get rich, but I don't know
if you've the gut!
For money, I've all guts!
Where?
Leave so soon!
I've lost!
Your clothes worth money!
Get rich inside!
Going out, boss?
Get rich inside!
Loss...
Shut up, or I'll kill you!
Come inside!
He is a loan shark...
and his by-work is a vice supplier
He is always with his dirty money
Do you have the guts to steal it?
Sure! Wait and see!
Look at this!
I'm sorry... really sorry!
Ah...
Shut up!
Fantastic!
Pickpocket is easy
Return it to him needs skill!
Return it to him?
Watch!
Why you have to steal my wallet?
A while ago you pumped on me
and took my purse, right?
That's right!
Shut up!
Old faggot!
No more tricks! Get lost!
I'm sorry
Teacher, you're marvelous!
I'm not your teacher!
Teacher!
Alright, I'll promise you
if you can pick his purse!
I can't!
Then forget it!
Alright, I'll do it!
Well? It's yours!
You! Stop!
Here you are!
I'll catch you!
I'll quit
You bastard!
Stop running!
I run faster than you!
I'll catch you!
Teacher, where're your clothes?
Come over here!
Will you take me as your pupil!
Come here!
Will you take me?
Alright!
Teacher, spare me!
I will!
When you are well trained...
you can suck oil from grasses...
This egg is flawless
After I've touched it
the yolk is disappeared!
Watch!
And to shrink!
After I've touched it, it'll become small
That's great!
You see, what a big watermelon
after my twist
Touch!
Look!
It's emptied!
Look at this coin!
Devaluated! I don't believe it!
You don't believe your own eyes?
Then this will convince you!
Shit you
Watch carefully!
Do you feel chilly?
Chilly?
You don't feel it?
It's yours!
It shrunk!
Teacher, give it back to me!
I'm convinced!
There are many styles in kung-fu!
But we have to learn running first
In our profession
we're often being chased!
So we must run fast!
It means fleeing
Master, I still have to practice in rainy days?
It'll take years to train this way!
No, you'll see results right away!
Run for it!
Teacher! Please don't!
Faster!
Run!
Faster... faster!
That's right, or you'll get hit!
I'm used to it, it's nothing
someone teaches me that
Just yell Yeh, it won't hurt
Try it if you don't believe!
Yeh! Yeh!
Why didn't you yell?
Yeh!
Yes, Sir?
A pot of tea!
What are you doing?
Why do you follow me?
What do you want?
Go away, or I'll yell!
Stop it!
Leave me alone!
Don't touch me!
Leave me alone!
Don't do that! Help!
What is it?
None of your business!
Is that so?
3 punches for nothing!
Right!
You're crazy! He's my husband!
I asked you not to play in the streets
You won't listen!
Look at you!
You are an adult
Don't be so childish
Behave!
I don't believe it!
He's your husband?
I don't believe it! Do you?
Weird!
You dare to hit me!
Another 3 punches?
Three more!
One... two... three!
We've got him!
Now is your turn!
This is called Indirect Contact!
Stop it, all of you!
What I had told you? Is it hurt?
This will teach you to behave
Don't beat people, okay?
Don't you know?
Answer him!
Say yes!
Teacher!
I beat three today!
In Mah-jong?
No, in fighting!
They got several blows
and fled!
And then you?
I've got one blow only, look!
To learn kung-fu...
is not for use in fighting
revenge and stirring troubles
Then what is it for?
To make money! Understand?
Yes, sir!
Then!
Come with me!
Don't worry, I can handle it!
Thank you!
You'll hear from me!
Teacher!
I've got an assignment
which is to find that old man's son
It's hard for a father to find his son!
Hard? Someone already...
reached the moon!
You're right!
His son respects the old man!
If anyone mistreats his father, he'll appear
I've planned to disguise as the old man!
What about me?
Get up... Go home!
Gentlemen, I'm looking for my son
Have you seen him?
There are fathers around,
Which one is yours?
Don't you have any sympathy?
What's your son's name?
Nonsense!
Pardon
Nonsense!
It's great! Old faggot!
So he is your son!
Did you know him?
I know him well!
How is he?
He fools around with whores
and gambles everyday
That's your wonderful son!
He's always like that!
He owes me $30 and
asks me to get it from you!
I don't have it
You don't have it?
Are you going to pay?
I have no money!
Then I'll make you pay!
Faggot!
Want to beat me?
I'll show you more!
Don't hit my head!
Then where?
The back!
You murderer!
Old faggot, you still refuse to pay?
Don't get serious, you idiot!
Teacher, many people are watching here!
You're right!
Continue!
Still refuse?
It's hard to make a living!
If it's easy
you'll get master by your own
The back!
The front!
The back!
That's enough!
You'll have nothing to eat. Faggot
You better give me $30 tonight
If you don't!
You forgot to tell me your address!
I'm Peking Dog,
I stay at Yue Hotel!
Where's Peking Dog?
Speak!
Room Number 1!
So you're Peking Dog?
Yeah!
You dare hit my father!
Who's your father?
The one with a beard!
Listen to me!
You said I fool around with whores...
You've to pay for your lose
and gambles everyday!
You punk!
Go to hell!
It doesn't matter!
You dare to hit me!
A small one!
A pawn ticket!
That's what it is!
A hole!
Let's continue!
Checkmate! The game is over!
Teacher!
I found his son!
Kid!
Daddy!
Shut up!
Cash against delivery!
Thanks!
Let's go!
Well!
You want to hide it!
No, I!
You weren't?
I just!
Great!
Don't be scared, I'm not here for your money!
Then what do you want?
To make you rich!
We've been brothers for 10 years
You only take advantage on me
What did I get from you?
But this time is different!
Why?
This is a big job
If it succeeds, we'll be well off!
If it fails, we're finished!
You can't do it by yourself?
If I could, would I be here talking to you?
What will I get?
Plenty!
My wife!
What a figure!
It's great
Where did you find her?
Take it if you like!
Then we'll be related!
I don't mind!
Come!
So little!
I've got a task, which is to kill someone!
I won't do it!
$5,000!
50/50?
It's a deal!
50% advance, balance when the job is done
Who's the guy?
A killer!
He's a killer among killers!
Don't go too further
So you know!
Of course I know!
Name them!
There are only two great killers in Jianghu
One is Koo the iron-hearted
The other one is Ping the Dreg
who was a well-known killer before
Mom!
He won't spare even an ant!
He's the one we're after!
Although his kungfu is so good
But he is greedy
We could trap him with women!
And kill him!
No!
Yes!
Don't'!
Help!
Don't'!
Don't be afraid!
Help!
Help! Help!
There he comes!
Quiet!
Stand aside!
Teacher, you look great!
That's how a professional killer dressed!
You've to learn
I'm afraid!
Afraid of what?
It's my first time to kill!
Me too!
But someone will do it for us!
Get ready! Hurry up!
It's here!
Go in!
Put me down!
Help me get the medicine!
No!
It's underneath!
Quickly!
Have you found it?
You!
I'll kill you!
Come out and hack him!
This side is unlucky!
Oh!
Mama!
Teacher, help!
I couldn't help you now!
Teacher!
Who send you to kill me?
I don't know, it's their contact!
As a killer...
you are a handicap!
Look at yourself
You are too green
to be a killer!
Get ready, I'm coming up!
You are too green
to be a killer!
I'm mad today
Someone spread rumors
said that I got only fame
my kung-fu isn't practical
I'll show you real kung-fu
This is a coffin wood from Liuzhou
it's hard and rough
I'll show you how to break it!
Watch carefully!
You guys often make mistakes
Stop laughing! You! Come here!
Me?
Yes! Come up here!
When did you?
Just now!
Did you pay the tuition?
No!
I'll punish you for that!
To break this wood...
you're required real kung-fu
no force should be made
You've said it!
Don't interrupt!
Hit me!
Do you mean it?
This is no game!
I get his effort to make it
Did you see how I break it?
Well?
Great!
I've run this place for 20 years
I've never fought with anyone
You're my first target to practice!
Teacher said the best style...
is free-style
Am I great?
Learn from me,
I charge cheaper!
Teacher, help me!
He is the teacher!
Yes, you are, please hurry
save my daughter
I'm not the teacher!
Come!
The teacher is lying there!
You are...
Please hurry!
We've got it!
Hurry up!
Teacher, please hurry!
What's up?
Don't drag me!
What is it?
What's the matter?
See for yourself!
Why drag me here?
A madman grabbed my daughter!
He asked for medicine and money...
to release my daughter
That's easy,
throw those things in
But he might not release my daughter
You want me to bring it in to him?
That's right!
Not me!
But you're the only one here who knows kung-fu
To help the weak is my duty
Alright
I'll help you
Give me those things!
Thanks
Hey, I've brought you food, medicine and money!
Leave it by the door!
Release the child first!
Leave it there!
It's you?
You know me?
I'm your teacher's brother!
Sir!
It's you!
Don't worry, I'll fix it!
My child!
I told you to stay home
and you wouldn't listen
Let's go home!
Sir!
Get him!
It's all over now!
Don't give him food!
Kidnapper!
Don't let him get away!
The show is over
Why don't you guys go away?
Go on, leave or I will kill you
Get going!
Leave!
Are you alright?
Yes, thank you!
What's your next move?
I don't know!
It's hard to make a living
Be good
What are you waiting for?
That is...
my sword!
I don't think it's yours
even if you had proof
why?
Teacher used to say
what even you've on hand...
don't give it up!
Reasonable!
Why follow me? I don't take pupils!
This knife isn't bad at all!
It's a sword!
I know! I've invented Virgin Sword skills!
Show me!
Watch!
Virgin Sword!
Here I come!
How is my skill?
Not bad!
Where did you steal it?
I don't like the guy who owned it
so I punched him and grabbed it!
You're lying!
I dare not!
Sit down!
You've to pay your share
Get it? Waiter!
Coming!
Yes, sir?
A chicken and 2 catties of wine!
Second master, that's third master's sword!
He must be the one!
Let's revenge for third master
Let me go in to make sure!
How many guys could you fight against?
Three!
Good for you!
This has nothing to do with you!
But I want you be a witness
Whose sword is this?
It belonged to someone else but now it's mine!
Where did you get it?
I don't like the guy who owned it
so I punched him and grabbed it!
That guy is my brother,
you've hurt him badly
Really?
Yes, I need a witness
Don't you think he should be punished?
Of course!
Fight!
Be careful!
I've taken care of 2!
Watch out for his club!
Use your Virgin Sword skills!
Virgin Sword!
Here I come!
Don't be afraid!
My elder brother will come for you!
Don't be scare
You've never seen this before
you can hide behind
That's him! Give me my sword!
Save your breath!
The Moon-shaped
Scared?
He's asking you!
The big beard!
That means you!
Be careful!
Did you see my skill?
Yes, I know who gave you that!
Who?
Your godsister!
How'd you know?
Of course I know
It's me who curved it for her
I didn't kill your sister-in-law
because she is a girl
and of your brother-in-law
she uses it for harvest
Now you use it to cut chopsticks!
He uses it to peel potatoes too!
Fool you
Shut up!
I'm not of this
Go!
You're great!
Here is your sword!
Mama!
I owe you my life!
You really got guts!
You're right!
I've learnt your kung-fu, I'd be even better!
Did I say I'll teach you?
You have to!
I am nobody
Just like the mouse on street
I often been beaten
because I don't know kung-fu!
Alright!
Show me your skill first!
Okay! Come on!
Not with me! Go find someone else!
Thank you, Madam!
Thank you! Let's go!
He's a wolf!
And a sex maniac!
He should be punished!
You're not the first one who said that
Look! Over there!
You ought to be punished!
You're right! Punish!
You asked for it!
He seems like a wolf!
He's called the life-taking wolf!
He woos, fights and...
one thing that nobody knows
What?
He's a midnight wolf-boy
Scared?
He's so fierce to match
Come with me!
With your help, that's different!
Where's she?
Over there!
Ah Biao! Ah Bing! Attack!
He hit me!
Why didn't you hit back?
You dare to fight with me?
But he's so fierce!
Watch me!
It's simple!
Teacher, help!
Use your brain!
It works!
Then what are you waiting for?
My god!
How am I doing?
No good
What are you doing?
To get into position!
Do that in the toilet!
Be practical! Now try to hit me!
What's that?
The Drunken snake style
It's out-dated!
A killer must have gut and a fast fist
Don't make it if he got no confident
and to hit accurately!
To give up your family, friends and sex!
That means isolation!
You should no fear
To fear no tears, blood and solitude!
That means a son!
Are you listening?
Yes, master!
You are a killer
so it is easier to kill than to defense
Let's start with self-defense
Should it be a sword you're dead
duck!
Will you come out?
No!
I see!
You weren't duck but crawl, Again!
Very smart!
You can't hit me with your stick!
Oh!
Don't be scared, take it as a stick!
Master, it's sharp!
Then be more careful!
The more you fear...
the more you'll be hurt, Understand?
Yes, I understand!
Get up!
Master, isn't that too far?
Spear is the king of weapons
If you could duck from a spear
No weapon on earth could harm you!
Don't just duck. Thinks some other ways!
Come on!
Well?
You'd be dead if I pushed!
But I didn't see it!
Learn to duck from concealed weapons
Develop the sixth sense of a wild animal
What do you mean by that?
That means instead of vision
you should feel if an enemy is nearby
You understand?
I understand!
You don't understand at all!
Hold it firm, master!
I will!
Master!
This teaches you
not to trust even your father
even more so your teacher
Time to piss!
A mosquito!
Is the rice ready yet?
Yes, sir!
Hurry!
Come over here!
What is it?
I forgot!
Master, I pissed!
You know only defense
The best defense is to attack!
You teach me to kill?
Don't make it sound so ugly
Merely say to shorten someone's life!
Using a knife or a spear?
It is not necessary to use them
Anything, for example!
You're crazy! I'm your teacher!
You taught me that!
Remember, Kungfu is for temporarily
Remember, brain masters kung-fu
Give me an example!
That guy is a good hand
He's a gang leader
His finger is strong enough to kill
Watch how I use my brain!
A punch is enough
Simple, isn't it?
To win with tricks
also considered heroism?
Victory is what kung-fu is all about!
Welcome!
Please!
May I serve you?
A pot of tea!
Yes, sir!
Master, I could feel danger around!
You're right, where?
That guy's staring at us!
I sit there, and I have never offended you
Why stared at me?
But sir, look at my eyes!
That's no good, Scram!
I'll kill you!
Let me think of it
Let me use my brain to beat him!
Try it!
Why like that!
Who taught you this?
My teacher!
That proves your teacher's no good!
Then try me!
Nuts!
Scram!
Master, no more danger now!
You're wrong, Watch!
Peanuts!
Buy some peanuts!
Go away!
Buy some peanuts!
Off my way!
Buy some peanuts, sir!
It's crisp!
Please buy some!
Go away!
Peanuts, sir!
It's nice and crisp!
Buy some, sir!
Go away!
Who sent you to kill me? Speak!
I don't know,
but you worth $10,000!
The prize has gone up!
Speak!
I really don't know!
It could be true, set him free!
Are you alright?
Yes!
It's like this in our profession!
To kill or to be killed
You never know
You don't even know who is your enemy
What shall we do now?
I want to take a rest
Go to my sweetheart's place
Welcome! Please come in!
Why you come here?
Quickly! Someone's waiting!
Yes, madam!
You!
Why didn't you tell me earlier!
Well, what is this time?
I have got a bite from mosquito
It doesn't matter, just a scratch!
You never come visit me
unless you get hurt!
You never think of me
She's crazy about me!
I'll help you into the room!
I can walk by myself!
Go and get a doctor!
Master!
She's wicked!
You are not asked to marry her
She's merely my steady
I'll teach you this later
Sir, I can take care of him
You may leave him here!
Enjoy yourself!
Come, take off your clothes!
What is it?
Nothing!
Anything wrong?
No!
Are you badly hurt?
Don't kill her!
How much they paid you?
$5,000!
You scum!
Spare her
She sells her body for money, we sell our life
We all poor guys
I've never seen this before!
You've all seen Head for Sale!
Today, it's Ass for Sale!
That's unusual!
You can have my ass
for just a dollar
Who wants to try?
I do!
This gentleman wants to try!
Buy yourself a casket!
A spear!
Stand aside!
This is your prize!
Who else wants to try?
You want?
I'll rip your bowels!
Be accurate!
A prize for everybody!
A consolation prize, my friend!
Everyone, please
Who else wants to try?
That's all for today, folks!
Come again tomorrow!
It's been a long time!
We'll be there soon!
There!
This is my sweet home
Daddy!
There's one for everybody!
My kids!
She's my wife!
Come to papa!
Call him uncle
This is... he doesn't have a name!
He got no name
People call him Nobody!
My former pupil
Madam!
Take him inside!
You love your family
why play the clown then?
I want to save up some money
I plan to save some money
and immigrate to California!
It's for the sake!
Good boy!
Go and play!
For the sake of the kids!
This is what my teacher left me
buy your kids some candies!
Don't go!
You must go to revenge?
Yes!
Kid, what is life for?
What is right and wrong?
Maybe you want to get renown
to satisfy your pride
One could only occupied a bed with a few square feet
has several bowls of rice a day,
and stand within a feet of land
even if you became the greatest hero!
You can't escape from death
in the end it's all the same!
I was once your teacher
What I taught you was wrong
Take my advice
and quit the profession!
Everyone has his own ideal
Perhaps you've found yours
I'm still looking for mine
Farewell!
Kid! Wait for me!
You're fast!
Teacher!
I'll help you to kill that jerk!
You can't do it without me!
I want you
Don't follow me!
Don't run away!
Teacher!
Are you alright?
They took me as a bridge!
Come on, I'll give you a ring!
Let's go to forests
I don't want it, go away!
Never mind
That bastard again!
You know him?
He's the Mid-night Wolf
I'll teach him a lesson!
Leave him to me!
Your mama wouldn't know it!
What for?
You'll find out soon,
go look for the jerk!
Where to?
Those killers
Go to his agent
The blacksmith!
What that killer is like?
He's one of the most vicious killers
But they've all been killed!
Except one!
The jerk?
No, he is normal guy!
Normal guy?
Anyone can do it!
One thousand dollars
For that prize, I'll send!
That's right, I want him!
Tea please!
A pot of tea!
Welcome!
May I serve you?
A pot of tea!
No one here knows kung-fu, boss!
I think the kid hasn't come!
You can't get away!
You sex maniac
I'll teach you a lesson!
I'll kill you Oh, My God
Sorry, I hit the wrong one!
I'll kill you!
It's real!
Hard?
Yes!
Very strong!
Strong?
Smell Good?
How dare you!
Nothing to watch
I can shrink everything
Come!
Here I come!
I'll kill you!
Nuts!
So you're the guy?
He brought those two bums!
The most vicious killer
needs helper too!
What's so strange?
How can I know?
You brought a clown too!
Take it easy!
Don't fall into his trip!
Be a good boy and obey your mama!
Don't get mad
I can stand piss
But can't stand this bastard!
I've came to revenge for my teacher
Revenge?
That's out of date
I have my position today
all because...
I killed my teacher
You've got a good name
That made you more a jerk
I am much better than you
What's wrong with that?
Take it easy
We've an old score to settle
You watch!
Gorilla Style!
Kid, you're famous now
But if you want to be world famous...
How?
Go to challenge Grasshopper
in the U.S.A.
Grasshopper in the U.S.A!
I won't go there with you
You kid!
Waiter!
Yes, sir!
A pot of tea!
Yes, sir!
Teacher, I feel danger around!
Where?
That guy stared at us!
No, it's a good sign
That's no danger!
I'll teach him a lesson!
You forgot what I've taught you
Always use your brain, not your fist
No, let him come to us!
They're only kids, sir!
Wouldn't do!
You punks!
Sorry, did I hurt you?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, sir!
Chilly!
My underwear!
Some more!
What?
A coin!
It's shrunk!
Don't move! You too!
My pupil Nobody is here!
Don't move!
You kids!
I'll get you!
Run!
Stop!
Time has changed the kids!
How much it costs to U.S.A?
Where's the Grasshopper?
The PLAYBOY NIGHTCLUB!
You've found him?
Excuse me!
Thanks!
Farewell!
What did she say!
I don't know